May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

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Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply. Check the Uber app. I'm David

Aruhovich. Listen to my new series from Tortoise, Eight Years Hard Labour.

It tells the extraordinary story of the double revolution that engulfed the Labour Party after 2015,

from centre left to hard left and back again, the battles and

disasters that accompanied them and the two men who led those revolutions,

Jeremy Corbyn and Kiea.

Listen to eight years hard labour wherever you get your podcasts. Hello I'm Helen and I'm Stephen and welcome to a special post-election no sleep till results are fully in podcast version from us we I'd be honest we're just to be sort of 30 minutes of us kind of laughing hysterically,

but do stay tuned for that.

W. Woo! Woo!

Welcome to a new statesman special post-election podcast.

I've had three hours sleep.

Stephen you had nil hours sleep, right?

I've literally been awake since 7 o'clock yesterday more 6 30 when I woke up to

send my morning email which you should subscribe to it's now past six I've been I've

been awake for 24 hours yeah do you know I just keep thinking you know that that great track

Congratulations on the Hamilton mixtape? I just keep thinking like

Congratulations on inventing a new kind of stupid.

Open all the cages at the zoo kind of stupid.

Calling an election you didn't have to do kind of stupid.

Um, that kind of sums up my mood this morning.

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