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avante west coast feel good travel. Hello and welcome to the new states from podcast Emily Thornbury El Gatto Theresa May

Jeremy Corbyn Jeremy Paxman Philip Hammond what do these people all have in common

Well, they're among the winners and losers in our campaign

retrospective electionee whatever you want to call it super special

podcast and also you'll be able to hear what we think of Nick Timothy and Fiona Hill, who we think is having

the best Labour leadership race, as it were, and what we think will happen on election night

and all the rest from the NST.

The election is nearly over Stephen and I for one could not be happier.

Yes, yeah, I am also looking forward to the end.

It's just felt like a pretty grim slog, even though it was technically a short campaign.

Let's look at it through a prism that we sometimes use,

which is winners and losers.

And I guess take it in turn to nominate somebody as a winner or loser.

Give me your first nomination as a winner or loser of the campaign.

I think the first winner, obviously, I think basically, regardless of the results, has to be

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