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I was quite, I felt that was extra chirpy this week.

I've decided Stephen that as it's half term, what we should do this week,

also because if I have to talk about Europe again I will die.

That we should give half term awards as a way of probably getting to be quite mean about a lot of politicians in a very short space of time.

I'm all for that.

So let's give out some grades.

David Cameron.

I've got to give him a C.

So, you know, he hasn't, you know, he's done enough, yeah, I'm not saying we should, he's coming back next term,

regrettably, for more fun.

But obviously, the European renegotiation is a horror show from start to finish.

Is it though? Because I know he's not getting anything and everybody's grumpy about it, but does it matter? Is any...

I just... I mean, I think it sort of depends so I mean perhaps I'm putting him in a no win situation here

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