Hello and welcome to another episode of telling everybody everything.

I'm sure you have seen that whilst we in the UK deal with frosty conditions, that

sorry but Canadians would call kind of a wet spring day, our friends and foes alike in Hollywood

have been digging themselves out from underneath ashes,

if they have anything left to dig out. After an unprecedentedly dry winter, where a fifth of

an inch of rain has fallen since July, perilously dry brush conditions were lying in weight like

kindling. The recipe for disaster was given its garnish as hurricane force winds swept into the city

early last week, downing power lines providing more than enough spark to turn the city

of angels into a towering inferno.

Two neighborhoods were hit the hardest, Altadina, an adorable, leafy, diverse, creative,

and middle-class neighborhood. Some homes were still the hardest. Altadina, an adorable, leafy, diverse, creative, and middle class neighborhood. Some homes were still worth millions in this neighborhood. And Pacific Palisades,

it's home to former A-list celebs. We qualify them as former A-lister's because while they still

have loads of money, their profile isn't so high anymore that they would need top-notch Calabasas security so they go to the Palisades.

And it's, you know, really, really awful to watch. And so many celebrities have come out

blaming, like, the level of conspiracy theorism that I have seen on these LA fires is too much.

I was in a meeting with someone, like an actual thinking, walking around person who was like,

well, I think the fires are just because P. Diddy evidence is in those homes and like P. Diddy burned it down

so no one could testify against him.

OK.

And then I saw someone blaming, essentially

blaming the homeless in LA for these fires.

There are conspiracies always with every disaster.

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