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Morbid

November Bonus Episode: Twilight is Weird

Morbid

Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart

True Crime, Paranormal, Dark History, Comedy, Exhibit C

4.595.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2025

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

In November's BONUS EPISODE, Ash and Alaina deep dive into the cinematic masterpiece/disaster/fever dream known as Twilight. Yes, THAT Twilight. The one where a 100-year-old immortal creature gaslights a teenager into thinking she smells weird. Buckle up weirdos!

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0:00.0

Oh, and the full moon turns, but that's when I'll come home.

0:07.5

That's such a fucking banger.

0:09.3

It is a banger.

0:11.0

Should we just start the episode like that?

0:12.9

I feel like we should.

0:14.8

Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash.

0:16.7

And I'm Elena.

0:17.4

And this is Twilight Morbid.

0:20.2

Music And I'm Elena. And this is Twilight Morbid.

0:35.2

Yeah, this is our bonus episode.

0:54.8

Guys, we're going to be talking about Twilight today. Oh, my God, re-watching this. Okay, first of all, the, I feel like this all started, like, around Halloween. I came over to record something late night, and I was like, yeah, thanks a lot for making me come over here late night because I was just watching Twilight.

0:59.2

And Elena stopped dead in her tracks and she goes, why were you watching Twilight?

1:01.7

And I was like, I just wanted to watch it. And she goes, no.

1:03.1

Earlier, I was watching Twilight for no fucking reason either.

1:06.5

For no reason it just hit me.

1:08.2

I was like, I want to watch Twilight and just, I want to watch

1:10.8

that camp classic again. Like, why on the same day did the, like, it wasn't in a movie lineup. I was just like searching through movies or you know what? I was probably searching for like Halloween movies and it was in there and I was like, a Halloween movie, Twilight? Yeah, I was like, you know what I'm going to fucking watch it. Let's put on some Twilight. And then we were talking about it and on the palm, you guys came through.

1:31.1

And you guys said, Twilight? Yeah, I was like, you know what? I'm going to fucking watch it. Let's put on some Twilight. And then we were talking about it and on the pod.

1:29.6

And you guys came through.

1:31.1

And you guys said, do it.

1:32.2

You guys came through in a big way.

1:35.3

Yes.

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