November 5, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2010

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

David Sedaris on racist jokes and pets who chew their owners' faces off, plus Luke and Jen eat 'News Food' aka, McRibs chased w/ Four Loko.

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0:00.0	So, look at me, Captain T.L.
0:03.5	This looks good, right?
0:05.4	Then I'll do it.
0:07.0	And we'll sign the diamonds.
0:10.1	So, this is the two beautiful colors.
0:24.0	Oh, yes, indeed.
0:26.0	Believe it, people.
0:27.3	It's a Friday afternoon edition of T.B.T.L.
0:30.8	The show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:34.6	So, I was just calling about the two beautiful to be heard.
0:39.6	I can't believe you're still on the air.
0:41.8	Yes, we are.
0:42.2	Although the exact episode that we're on is somewhat in dispute.
0:47.4	Yes, today I said that we were at episode six hundred and eighty one.
0:52.2	But somebody emailed me and said I had lost track in there.
0:55.7	But I had somehow forgotten about, I think, was four episodes of the show.
1:01.5	I wasn't giving us proper credit.
1:02.9	I don't know.
1:03.1	Let me see if I have to eat this, but I drink a little.
1:06.0	Jen Flash Andrews knows anything about this live and direct from Fort Wayne, Indiana.
1:09.5	Hi, Jen.
1:10.5	Hi.
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