Hey there, friends, Romans, countrymen, people who are sleeping on couches with the big belly full of turkey.

Lend us your ears. For reals. So thanksgiving edition of TBTL, Luke and Jen here coming to you on tape.

Because we're off getting our thanksgiving on too. But we've got a really fun show planned for you tonight that is comprised of or by comprised of some of our favorite hours of TBTL that we have this year. What are we going to hear first, Jennifer?

And evening back in May when we invited my little sister and another girl from our neighborhood to come by the studio and relive the day that I forced them to listen to my preaching.

Oh, yes. And this is where we also played the actual tape of you as an eight-year-old getting your tent revival thing on. This is exclusive TBTL audio. We say that a lot when it's stuff we ripped off from entertainment tonight. This is actually exclusive.

Ain't nobody else got this except TBTL. All right, great. So this is a really fun hour. It's it's Jen talking about her preaching days with her sister and DJ Tuna. Enjoy.

This is TBTL with Luke Burbank on news talk 710 Cairo. You know, it's not so much the burning, but the X-ing. Oh my god, it's driving me crazy.

This is TBTL on news talk 710 Cairo. And Sean, can we just take the music down a little bit. I don't want anything to interfere with the piece of tape that I'm about to play for you.

And the spirit of God moved upon the face. That's why we need to adjust it. That's TBTL and there was light.

I mean, he didn't just, he wasn't just in touch with this thing, but there's light. He said that's TBTL and there was light. And they didn't give no zip.

That's not Reverend Jeremiah Wright. That's actually an eight-year-old Jennifer Bronson giving a sermon. Jen, could you set the scene for us? What was happening during that piece of tape?

Well, I was eight years old. I was living on Sunset Hill and Ballard. And I felt like God had given me a message that I wanted to bring, but I didn't have a flock. And so I went to my Aunt Diane's house. And that was where my sister and her best friend were. And I got them to be my flock. And I proceeded to preach a series of really insightful searing sermons.

You covered the creation story, the 23rd Psalm, and also the story of Noah. We'll hear bits of all of those different messages. How old was your captive flock of two?

Well, I think Steph would have been like four and a half, four and a half maybe, and Jess would have been four, three and a half right in there.

Amazingly, both of these women survived growing up under your wing barely. And they're here right now. Steph, hi. Thank you for coming on. You got to scoot a little closer to the mic though.

Well, thanks for having me.

And you're Jen's sister in real life. And Jess, you might as well be a sister.

Hi, you got to scoot into it. Have you guys, I mean, you've left an answering machine message to someone at some point, right?

I mean, you, you also, you've got to leave me just wrap that to once I think on the answering machine.

You see how close I am to the mic. I don't know how you would think that we thought maybe we had superior equipment.

Yeah, no, you don't, you don't. Let's hear, let's hear a little bit more of this of this preaching.

And God said, let there be a firmament, firmament in the midst of the water.

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