November 25, 2009
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2009
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Jason dished on his family's bizarre Turkey Day hobo/ dress-up traditions, Luke frets about the 30 or so people he has to cook Thanksgiving dinner for. Then! things get romantic when Luke and Jen decide to boost TBTL's ratings by ripping off nighttime's most successful schmaltz-peddler, Delilah!
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| 0:00.0 | TVTL coming across the airwaves full of love through the sky. |
| 0:10.0 | How do I always get into these things? |
| 0:13.0 | It's your own fault, because you're so wishy-washy. |
| 0:17.0 | I think I'm losing control of the whole world. |
| 0:21.0 | Now watch well. |
| 0:23.0 | Peppermint Patty invited herself, Marcy and Franklin, over for Thanksgiving dinner. |
| 0:29.0 | I'm not even going to be home. |
| 0:31.0 | I'm going to be my grandma. |
| 0:33.0 | Why don't you just call her back and explain it to her? |
| 0:36.0 | You can't explain anything to Peppermint Patty, because you never get to say anything. |
| 0:42.0 | I'm doomed. |
| 0:44.0 | Ah, the holidays. |
| 0:47.0 | A complicated time for everyone, including Charlie Brown. |
| 0:52.0 | But good news. |
| 0:53.0 | We're here to help you through it on this Wednesday afternoon edition of TVTL, |
| 0:57.0 | the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 1:00.0 | Hey, free apps. |
| 1:02.0 | I got free apps. |
| 1:04.0 | I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 187 pounds as we get ever closer to Thanksgiving. |
| 1:14.0 | This is episode 449 in a Collector's Series, and we've got some real fun stuff in store for you on this Wednesday. |
| 1:23.0 | Now, if you're somebody who's kind of new to the TVTL, or maybe if last year around this same time, |
| 1:29.0 | you were running around like crazy trying to pull all your holiday plans together, |
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