November 24, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2008

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome To The Show! Dick's for dinner, or not so much. And, our bumps are back!

PLUS, The IFC Media Project; our interview with Gideon Yago, the host

Transcript

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0:00.0	You're listening to two beautiful to live with spicy club sauce.
0:05.0	With your host, Luke Burbank, and spicy club sauce.
0:14.0	Hi there, Olga. It's Demetri calling again, the guy from the street.
0:18.0	Now here's the way I work.
0:20.0	I don't like leaving second messages, but I like you.
0:23.0	You're very elegant, woman, you're very attractive.
0:25.0	But, you know, I don't play that game.
0:28.0	I know your friends tell you not to return calls, you're playing games like you see in stupid TV shows.
0:33.0	So here's how it's going to work.
0:35.0	I don't play games like that.
0:37.0	I'm completely single.
0:39.0	I'm very intelligent.
0:41.0	I'm great in bed.
0:42.0	I make great money.
0:43.0	Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch.
0:46.0	Huh?
0:47.0	You know, for someone who's super super hot, you're really cranky.
0:51.0	As soon as we get the kinks worked out here, I'm sure it's going to be a great, great show.
0:55.0	Is it ever going to be?
0:57.0	Welcome to a Monday Night Edition of TBTL.
1:00.0	The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:03.0	Burger, we love you. We want you to live.
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