November 23, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2009

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

On today's show, doctors misdiagnosed a Belgian man as being in a coma for 23 FREAKING YEARS, turns out he was conscious all along. Also, apparently there's something called 'kick a ginger' day, and apparently some kids in LA took it very seriously. And, Jen checks in from Abilene Texas.

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0:00.0	T-B-T-M!
0:08.0	So Lloyd, you graduated Lakewood, right?
0:11.0	Yes sir.
0:12.0	What are you gonna do now?
0:13.0	I'm Lloyd.
0:14.0	What are your plans for the future?
0:16.0	You mean like career?
0:18.0	Um, I don't know if I've...
0:21.0	I thought about this quite a bit sir,
0:23.0	and I would have to say considering what's waiting out there for me.
0:26.0	I don't want to sell anything,
0:28.0	buy anything on process, anything as a career.
0:31.0	I don't want to sell anything,
0:32.0	bought or processed,
0:33.0	buy anything sold or processed,
0:35.0	or process anything sold, bought or processed.
0:39.0	We're a pair,
0:40.0	anything sold, bought or processed.
0:41.0	You know, it's a career,
0:42.0	I don't want to do that.
0:43.0	So my father's in the army wants me to join,
0:46.0	but I can't work for that corporation.
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