November 19, 2009
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2009
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Booze News You Can Use (are we really 'powerless drunks'? the LA Times says no), Jen reports on her trailer park in the 5th ring of suburban shopping hell, and Joe Garza, the guy who filmed that 2 million dollar car wreck comes on the show to declare he is not a hoax.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to TBTO where Luke Jen and Sean freed from the bounds of the FCC can say whatever the I want what what the |
| 0:08.4 | Why can't I swear |
| 0:15.2 | Where do you think they come from? |
| 0:18.0 | Well, I think |
| 0:20.0 | He drops it down and then a hole goes in your body |
| 0:23.7 | There's blood everywhere coming out of your head and then push your belly button and then your button also |
| 0:29.6 | And then you hold your butt and you have to dig |
| 0:32.8 | You find a little baby |
| 0:34.8 | It's exactly right |
| 0:38.0 | Welcome to a bouncing baby Thursday afternoon edition of TBTO the show. It's probably too beautiful to live |
| 0:46.0 | You |
| 0:52.0 | Indeed, I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at |
| 0:56.0 | one hundred and eighty five pounds |
| 1:02.8 | How dare you Woody Allen. It's not. It's just called all I had to eat yesterday was some lentil soup |
| 1:10.4 | It was very unsatisfying, but here I am at one hundred eighty five pounds. So |
| 1:16.0 | Totally worth it. I'll tell you what else is totally worth it |
| 1:19.5 | Listening in on this four hundred and forty-fifth episode that we've got ready to go for you. Hi. This is Luke from Susie coming tonight on TBTO |
| 1:28.1 | booze news you can use drunk people are so meta maybe |
| 1:34.0 | During awesome not awesome. We've got TV round up |
| 1:38.2 | including a preview of tonight's season finale of the project runway you've been living in the monkey house |
| 1:44.8 | And you know that video that we put up at tbtl.net of that two million dollar car crashing into the water |
| 1:51.0 | I've been getting all kinds of emails from you our tens of listeners saying that |
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