Okay, what are you looking for in a man?

I guess my dream guy would be like Brad Pitt if he was cuter and didn't have any children.

Candice, look at me. You have champagne taste and an ass face.

So what do you do when you see a cute guy?

I'll kind of wink at him and move my shoulders and I'll sexy come hither way.

Show me.

You look like a visible fart.

Yeah!

People have said way meaner things about this here production.

Let me tell you, it's the imaginary radio show that's probably too beautiful to live known far and wide as T-B-T-L.

It's time for Operation Crazy Plant.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, weighing in at 184 pounds.

You gotta tell me partly so!

That's really not a big old improvement from the previous day.

This is episode 690 in a collector series.

How do I know, by the way, that it's 690?

Because we have a website that someone built that I go to every day and it says this is the number of episodes to say.

And today it said 690 so that's what I'm saying.

We've got a great show for you on this Thursday.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

You know him, you love him, you want some more of him.

As Jay would say, you got flow.

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