November 17, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2009

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Luke gets official confirmation (from a black person!) that he's not a racist, Shut It Down America! with the sex tapes already, plus January Jones = awful on SNL.

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0:00.0	Oh man. I just had the craziest dream. I dreamt that there was this incredible radio show called Too Beautiful To Live.
0:08.0	It was awesome, but sometimes not awesome.
0:12.0	Not awesome.
0:14.0	And it had tens of listeners.
0:16.0	That's crazy. Go back to bed. That sounds like imaginary radio.
0:20.0	Oh. My family's gone. My dog hates me and I can't remember what happened last night.
0:32.0	Was I here? Was you ever?
0:34.0	Became insane. You're really needed to forget something. So I mixed you up the most powerful drink I got.
0:39.0	To forget me shot.
0:41.0	To forget me shot. Never heard of it.
0:43.0	That means it worked. No one ever remembers.
0:46.0	You start with a splash of yagermeister and then add slow gin.
0:50.0	A touch of posec. Right.
0:52.0	Quadruple sec. Yeah.
0:53.0	Going from a dog's eye. Absolute pickle.
0:55.0	Mmm pickle.
0:57.0	The red stripe from aqua fresh and the funniest ingredient.
1:00.0	The venom of the Louisiana lobotomoth.
1:03.0	You stir it with a home pregnancy test till it turns positive.
1:07.0	And presto.
1:09.0	To forget me shot.
1:10.0	What a coincidence. That's what I'm drinking right now.
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