People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse when we've gotten

entirely too many trouble-makers here. Too many, uh, 40-year-old adolescents, felons,

power drinkers, and trustees of modern chemistry. It's going to change.

And that sure sounds good. But a lot of the guys who come in here, we can't handle one-on-one.

You've been two-on-one. Don't worry about it. All you have to do is follow three simple

rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.

Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.

And three, be nice.

T-B-T-L!

Hey everybody, welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. It's the show.

It's probably too beautiful to live. I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at

183.5 pounds. I did eat what amounted to half of a pizza yesterday,

but it was two slices. So somehow my brain told me that was going to be okay to do. So

that being the case, I'm pretty happy with that weight. We've got an excellent show in store for

you on this Friday. It's episode 691 in a collector's series. We will talk to the folks from

The Stranger. It was such a good interview yesterday that I decided to delete the recording of it

and rerecord it later. And it only got better. We are going to talk to and hear from Eli Sanders

about how he kind of got a Supreme Court justice in this state not reelected and whether or not

he feels bad about that. And then the guy who's in charge of actually delivering all the

stranger paper to the boxes, you will not believe the crap that people put literally in newspaper

boxes. And also the old Asian woman who roams Broadway, evening out the amount of strangers in

all of the free boxes. So we'll get to all that in a few moments. First, let's get to this.

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