This is TVTL, brought to you by Demon's Dead.

How am I, the same way I am the third weekend of every month, Sushin, living it up lost

Vegas style on the couch of my dad's condo.

Relax dad, it's a joke, seriously though, when I kill you to get cable, I'm six years

old.

And Cody goes a long way, ladies, are you familiar with the work of Zach and Cody?

Sorry.

It's about two twings that live in a hotel.

They have a butler.

I'm stuck here with Mr. Personality.

It's like living with paint, to paint, to paint, to paint, and complain about how expensive

gas is.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to a Wednesday night edition of TVTL, the show that's probably

too beautiful to live.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 188 pounds, 188 pounds.

I don't know if it was the Eagle Soaring I did this morning, along Lake Washington down

there in the Seward Park area where I now live, or if I've actually made contact with

my inner Vaughn, which, interesting and paradoxically, you stop caring about getting fat, and

then you lose weight, which do you think it is Jennifer?

I don't think this has anything to do with it.

It's fun.

Do you need, uh, you're getting emotional?

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