Jump back, hunk of cat, you're listening to PBTW with Luke Sean and Jan here on 97-3 FM, where Seattle stays in touch.

A sweet dream, sleep time.

High fives a dead cat on the side of the road

So I took it home and put some honey on it

And I cooked it and then I ate it, it's that fat cheater

How could you not want to take that woman's tiny, tiny doll hands in marriage?

I speak of course of the actress, Kristen Wigg, who I am a tremendous admirer of.

She's on Saturday Night Live and in lots of movies.

And I had a whole plan together to someday if I could compose just the right letter

to propose to her to pop the big question.

Of course this would involve clearing it with my girlfriend's fondant, Vanessa.

But that I thought would be easily worked out. It was all about composing the perfect letter.

So imagine my surprise and feeling of having my thunderstorm.

When today I saw a link to an open letter on Cracked.com written by one Daniel O'Brien.

Titled Will You Marry Me, Kristen Wigg.

But it's alright, I know when I'm beat, so here on the show now I'm happy to welcome Daniel O'Brien.

By the way, the phone's not on in here, so can you guys turn him on from in there?

Hi Dan, can you hear me?

Yes, I can.

People call you Daniel or Dan?

They go back and forth Dan's fun.

Okay. Daniel O'Brien.

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