On this episode of Quantum Week, November 18th through 24th, 2001.

Quantum Week. Welcome to Quantum Week. I'm Matt. I'm Chris.

Quantum Week is a show in which Chris and I leap into a random week of a random year. We talk about movies and music and headlines and stories. And today we are in November 2001. That's right. Thanksgiving week, I believe, in 2001. And, yeah. So we're doing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Also known as the Philosopher's Stone everywhere else in the world, except for here for some strange reason.

Correct.

And, uh, Family Affair by Mary J. Blige.

Right. Uh, so if this movie was a porno, it would be called Harry Pooper and the Sorcer's Bone.

I'd actually rather call it that. It's kind of a pooper of a movie.

I guess we might disagree.

You like, oh, fucking crazy bitch.

What do you mean?

You like this film?

You're a big kids movie fan now.

I'm not at all.

For what this is,

for what this intends to be,

it's quite good.

Boring.

Way too long.

It is, yeah,

two and a half hours,

a long time.

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