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Friday the 18th of October.

It is the 18th of October, isn't it?

Of course it is.

Over in Love Island, or as I prefer to call it, fake island.

Ovi Soco and India Reynolds are on the rocks three months after leaving the villa. Of course

they are because it's fake. It's a piece of old rubbish. It's a piece of old trash. They're not

proper relationships. They're one night stands that go on for a couple of weeks and then it

finishes. Meanwhile over in the Katie Price camp, and I mean that in the nicest possible way,

her son, Jr doesn't want to stay in the house anymore. He said it's filthy. So he's going to stay with Peter Andre, who's his father.

It's all a bit confusing. But she's had the place gutted by cleaners. It really is a dump. I mean,

it seriously is an absolute dump. Covered in graffiti, so she's hired a team of cleaners.

Make sure you get paid in advance.

Okay, just remember she owes money.

So she says it was exhausting and a nightmare cleaning her property.

Well, you didn't do it, do you called in people to do it.

And then she discovers her daughter, princess, is pet hedgehog.

Two weeks after they lost it. Pet hedgehog? Who has is pet hedgehog two weeks after they lost it.

Pet hedgehog? Who has a pet hedgehog? That's a bit sick, isn't it? Not supposed to have pet hedgehogs.

It lives in the garden, it eats slugs. Awful. Peter Andre leaves daughter Princess 12, very unimpressed as he buys her a pair of headphones in a hilarious prank.

They really are hilarious, aren't there? I mean, they're just so dull.

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