This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Monday the 21st of October.

So we're nearly at payday, and then we're nearly at Halloween,

then we're nearly at Bonfire Night, then we're nearly at Deck the Holes with Bows of Holy,

falalalal la la, la, la, la la la la which is great sort of it depends whether you're

sort of geared up for the for the festive spirit i am absolutely geared up for it i am so ready

i've already ordered my christmas trees already ordered the trees we have three every year two

outside one inside and that's the way it goes and very nice there'll be two there'll 25 pounds each, so it'll be 75 pounds on Christmas trees. So I need to keep working,

which is always quite useful. So the Harry documentary aired to mixed reviews, it has to be said,

very, very mixed reviews. People sort of saying, you know, that, all right, I understand

everything they've had with

the press and all the rest of it. But they're now thinking of taking themselves off on holiday to America

for six weeks. And you think, but you haven't actually done any work yet. Going out, having a few

pictures taken is not work, but I was absolutely right. I remember there was some poor old soul,

obviously one of those peculiars, who sort of complaints said, you're going to get yourself into trouble with Harry and Meghan, you keep attacking them.

I think, no, I was reading everything out that was in the papers, and I was absolutely right.

As usual, there is a rift between them.

Harry has admitted that there is a rift between them, so be key, keep your sticky little nose out in future.

Always remember, the Alan is always right, never wrong.

Mind you, the one who's always wrong is Katie Price. She could still be declared bankrupt before Christmas.

I wish they'd have to get on with it. She goes out to buy a lottery ticket with her photographer friend.

You can tell it's posed. She's still wearing her slippers.

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