Not Today Satan

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Nicole and Rich are keeping things spooky for Halloween today. Rich haunted us by saying that reading was only for women, Nicole’s son Keegan put his pants on backwards twice, and his teacher informed Nicole that Keegan is unorganized, like her. Frighteningly, Rich broke his daughter’s trust while cutting her nails and now owes her a shopping spree. Nicole shares her spooky story of arriving at a Morning Mash Up recording an hour early, all due to the haunting of daughter Parker’s cornet.

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0:00.0	What's that?
0:02.0	Go, ready for this?
0:03.0	I am.
0:04.0	A little Halloween
0:06.0	a little Halloweeny part for you friends.
0:09.0	But make sure you get the kids.
0:10.0	Leave them in the room to get dressed up.
0:12.0	It's Halloween. Do not have them
0:14.4	listen because this is not for their little ears.
0:17.8	Nicole, why do witches ride broomsticks? Why?
0:21.0	His vacuums are so damn heavy.
0:23.0	Oh, dear Lord, you've been warned.
0:25.0	What's your name?
0:29.0	Who am I?
0:30.0	Who am I?
0:31.0	Oh, hau!
0:32.0	Ha ha ha ha ha. What am I? What do you?
0:33.0	What do you?
0:35.0	Gee gonna
0:36.0	Gee gonna fucking bitch is
0:42.0	what's up, bro?
0:43.0	up bro, skis?
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