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Frank Skinner

if you like a ukulele lady ukulele lady lucky you it's Frank Skinner here at oh my

chair is very crazy I apologize for that I'm already on the back foot with my

earlier apologies um Frank Skinner not the weekend podcast with Emily Dean and

Steve William so I'm still sitting in for the cook and I'm like can you hear we're in the

studio we're in this week has got a window which is a bit of a plus it is usually we're in it's not

a studio it's a cell that's crazy and I don't know I like the coziness of the windowless room

really yeah yeah there's something um interviewed by the stars are you about it which I like

but um you know it's it swings and roundabouts for me I'm noticing that the room across the road

is painted in claret and blue west ham I've been following their decor approach for some time now

yeah I was keep my eye on what's going on over there well it's uh we'll keep you posting on

the wicks if we ever come back to this sports and white Italian leather sofas on the subject of collar

a nation holds its breath I um I was painted this week painted this week yeah I don't mean right

I don't mean someone put a small cat face on me at her at a fate no no no we'll surely eat

me if I remember on you no one left a hole and a a skin couldn't breathe and she and she died

not Shirley Eaton but the character in the film rubbish I've met Shirley Eaton from a cat face

painting no she was gold finger she was all right yeah well she was gold she wasn't just gold finger

she was gold everything I thought you also I think we had time but there was a dangerous fate

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