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thanks to our friends at the TV channel Dave, at absoluteradio.co.uk

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prizes while you're there too.

I've run out of time though.

Frank Skinner

This is Frank Skinner on absolute radio. I'm with Emily Dean. I'm also with Laura Solo.

Oh, good morning.

Yes, so it's the first time we've ever had the one-man two ladies combo on the show.

Who's going to perform the world top?

And who's going to be Sally Thompson? I'll let you sort that out between yourself.

There's just like girls with a playboy mansion vibe as well.

Thank you very much for that.

My face is a bit, you know, it's a texture wall for it to settle.

I've still got some pillow lines on the side of the face. I ain't that.

I ain't lingamore and more as you get older.

I mean, it's like, it looks like pleats on the side of my face.

It's like, one side of my face in the morning looks like half a red doom skirt.

Yeah, good morning and

Laura is his friend of the show as well, really.

Oh, God, I mean, we've gone jingle crazy. She's most definitely a

and she has sat in on many occasions and that's always lovely to see you.

You've got biscuit, chocolate biscuits this time.

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