Not The Balls That I Like…

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Rich is trying to look trim and is wondering, can he get shmexy within 2 weeks? After realizing that sex and work are the same thing because all people want afterwards is positive reinforcement, we wonder does it even count if no one validates us? Nicole is officially at war with silly black putty like most parents. Nicole and Rich bond over their love for packed schedules this summer, keeping their word, and gifts that turned out accidental goofs!

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0:00.0	What's up? You ready for this? Another action-packed have kids? Another day, another soed, let's do it. Just make sure the
0:07.1	kitties are out of the room, I repeat, get them out of the room. Oh, and by way this episode has epic advice that I'm gonna dish out.
0:16.2	Okay, all right just get the kids out even more.
0:19.0	What's your name?
0:23.0	your name?
0:24.0	Who am I?
0:25.0	Oh my?
0:26.0	Oh!
0:27.0	Hm I huuhoo
0:28.0	Hm-hoo!
0:30.0	Heh heh heh heh heh heh gonna fucking bitchin!
0:35.0	Bickin!
0:37.0	He's gonna fucking bitchin! Hey Buttercup, my little Buttercup.
0:45.0	He snuck comes.
0:49.0	I have a new thing that I'm going to do to Matt, so you know how I like to scare him and he screams high?
0:53.0	Yeah. Okay, so there's something there's a girl, a couple that she likes to
0:57.3	torture her husband so she goes around and she just walks up with him and just
1:01.0	says, calls him different pet names.
1:02.7	She does all sorts of things,
1:03.8	so this is her latest.
1:04.9	She'll come up and be like,
1:05.8	Shinnucky Butter Cup pie, and he's like,
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