This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along Friday the 11th of May. The reason I remember the 11th of May

because I've got to go to the doctors this afternoon and unfortunately I couldn't do my blood

test this morning because the cartridge has expired even though it's got another 30 test bits on it,

it's expired. So the machine will not let you do it. Such a pain. Lucky I've ordered another

cartridge, which hopefully will arrive today. Rita Aura, set for the X Factor. Poor old

Rita, honestly. The singer steps out in a skirt amidst claims she's set to replace Melby.

I do hope not, because she's a bit sort of, I don't know, she's a bit Cheryl, which is, she's more obsessed with the way she looks and her upset.

Actually, it's so funny, because there was a picture in, it must have been mail online or son online, somebody's online, anyway, of, apparently the Beckham's favourite hideaway. Did you see it? It was so funny. It's a house which apparently, they all use it to get away from it and it's basically they're obviously trying to flog this resort where they say it can cost up to $1,500 a night and I thought must be a really cheap resort, you know, and it's interesting that

we were talking about the shard and the Shangri-La where their room $10,000 a night.

Perhaps the beckhams have fallen on at hard times. Perhaps he's saying, I'm not paying anymore.

Make sure your business works first. And so they all go to this sort of place.

Obviously, somebody has to cook, because she can't cook for toffee.

She can reheat pizza.

But there's no chance that she can... Oh, my God, how stupid.

Harper can cook.

I mean, she's called on blur, isn't she?

Quite clearly Harper is the most wonderful child in the entire world.

Because she horse rides, she designs, everything.

Marvelous. It really is. God, I feel

such a, such a useless person. But anyway, and Rita Aura also goes to his place, apparently,

for a bit of peace and quiet. The attention-seeking Rita Aura. Must be desperate for you and

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