Zach Efron might have touched his penis.

You see his dick.

Well, I'm pretty sure that it's not his dick.

You don't think he does his own stunts?

Quench.

Quick little kind of dad-like Grant here.

Why do they say, why is Greenwich spelled Greenwich?

So I didn't know that at all. And I'm from New England and I'd never known that Greenwich, Connecticut is... So I learned that like once a week and forget it every fucking week. And then when I see that a celebrity or somebody is from Greenwich, Connecticut, I'm like, oh, they're from Connecticut, Greenwich. And then I think, wait, is Greenwich spelled Greenwich? I think it might be. I think I learned this last week. And then it's like a, it's a Groundhogs Day phenomenon. So that one's stupid because there's no real reason to do it. Worcester, you can explain away. Right. Like this, Greenwich and Greenwich, you have written different things.

You are intentionally trying to fuck people up.

Which is the most fucking Greenwich thing of all time.

What a fucking snooty move.

We're on this, we're on this rant because we just found out that Kelly Roarback,

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, and former Georgetown

college golfer.

Wow. And absolute

dime. And current love of our lives.

Yes. She was in Baywatch,

which we watched. Yes, we just saw

Baywatch. Not a common move for us to

very quickly, after seeing a movie,

say, oh, so how about that hot babe in it?

Generally, especially a movie that had so much, this was a very male heavy movie.

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