I spent at least $30 on

Are you serious?

Probably.

It's the beginning of the work week, whenever this is, and people are pissed.

Yes.

Specifically, anyone who has anything to do with Baywatch, because the numbers are in.

And at the beginning, last week, we were like, all right, we saw Baywatch.

We loved it. A lot of people maybe didn't like it, but it's, it's early. Let's let the numbers

trickle in. Numbers have trickled in, lowest numbers ever. What is it? Like 18 million?

18.1 million. That's against the 70 million. It cost them to make the movie. Opening weekend, right?

Yeah, and they have a 19% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Guardians of the Galaxy, two in its fourth weekend, did better than Baywatch opening weekend.

That's crazy, especially because they released it on Memorial Day weekend to get the extra.

And they got that extra day and still nobody went to see it. That's wild because it's, it's one of those movies where it's like even if it gets bad reviews, I feel like people would still want to see it. Right. Yeah. There are those movies that like they get shitty reviews and shitty ratings and they still do pretty okay. We're probably misusing this term, but isn't there a term like a popcorn movie? You know, like a movie that you go to the theater to see for the sake of going to the movie theater and seeing a fucking dumb whatever movie. I would think this would be the fucking definition of it. Right, because there shouldn't be high expectations for a fucking Baywatch movie. Yeah. You know who else is pissed? Hannibal Burris. Me, because this is the first time I'm hearing myself speak today. Oh, yeah. And I am. I went to Dunkin' Donuts this morning and was like, give me hot tea, iced coffee, like, basically give me every drink you have so I can see what I need. And so far, if we recorded last night, I would have sounded like that. Yeah. But I took the night to recover. I'm doing okay. I think that by the end of last night, and we'll get into this, we did a little music festivaling, by the end of the night, I think both of us were so exhausted that we could not... Every sentence we spoke to each other was like,

can't wait to not be doing this right now. Every sentence was a fucking marathon.

I went back to,

I went back to watch Silicon Valley

and I was like I was maybe a little buzzed or whatever.

I don't remember a second of watching Silicon Valley.

Really? I need to go back and watch it. I was just so tired that I just wasn't even taking it in. I texted you when I saw that Russ was in the episode. I remember Russ, there's a lot of like Russ saying fuck you. It's basically, it's in one scene. He says fuck you like seven times. Oh, really? That's it? Okay, I remember him saying, like, fuck you and you're, like, pretty little asshole or something. Yeah. Something really uncomfortable. But, yeah, so I sound like shit, but that didn't stop us. You mentioned Hannibal Veras from conducting an exclusive interview yesterday with Baywatch, quote-unquote, star, Hannibal Burris.

How much should we share of the interview?

All of it.

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