Not My Thing with Chris Porter
The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
SiriusXM
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. |
| 0:08.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:12.1 | That Mr. Ed Sullivan wouldn't let him say this. |
| 0:14.6 | Man. |
| 0:15.8 | It's such a shame how much I love Jim Morrison to how much I turned on him as an adult. |
| 0:19.7 | I was going to say, I can't. It's one band I love. I love. I still love the music a ton. Yeah. But I say always as a performer now, it was a funny thing to watch. Everything that I thought was cool about his rock star behavior is now as a professional performer. I'm like, not that I still some of the rock star behavior, I think it's the awesomest. I love all the mythology and he's on the roof and hanging off and saying it's all bullshit and all the lizard king shit and everything. Show up for the gig. Show up for the gigs, dude. You can't start fucking up the work. When the work's fucking up, what are we going to give a shit about you for?'re just the jerk off now. Or you come out hammered. Can you imagine if you lived in Amsterdam or one of those places, those famous stories where like doors, they're not coming around a bunch of times, they're only famous for three years. They come around one time in Amsterdam and he doesn't show up because he's just high in the streets with people and like the fucking keyboard players singing the song like fuck off dude that would suck that would suck |
| 1:15.5 | shit uh is the bonfire faction talk serious x7103 big jail christeninger robert kelly off doing his thing thing |
| 1:22.6 | in canada for some goddamn reason i do feel like this all could have been done in his backyard |
| 1:27.1 | there's no reason to go to canada because he need trees behind him when he talks. He's ice fishing in his tub right now. We got the great Mike Fanoia sitting in the Bobby Kelly chair today. And we have a great guest sitting. He's going to be at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick, New Jersey, this whole weekend, December 12th and 13th, four shows. Yeah. Yeah, everybody. It is the hilarious Chris Porter in the house. What is up? Returning to the show. He's also got a new special Middle Rage coming out next year. You're going to self-release? No, comedy dynamics. Oh, nice. Feeding the beast. |
| 2:03.6 | I know how it starts. |
| 2:06.3 | Yeah, so you got to do what you got to do. |
| 2:08.0 | That's prime, then they put that on prime. |
| 2:09.9 | They're actually shopping it right now. |
| 2:10.3 | Oh, really? |
| 2:11.1 | Is what I was told. |
| 2:12.3 | So, yeah. |
| 2:13.3 | Where'd you record it? |
| 2:17.4 | New Orleans on tax day. |
| 2:21.1 | So it's a very intimate special. |
| 2:23.9 | Oh, is it actually on tax day? |
| 2:25.0 | It was on tax. |
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