Lemon Party with Chris Stanley

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Jay Oakerson

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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The gang loves Chris Stanley so much that they invited him back to fill in for Bobby again! Chris educates Jay on Beast Games and Lemon Parties. | The rapper Skrilla saved a junkie from certain death by gently rubbing the spot where is heart might be. | Puerto Ricans sometimes taxidermy their loved ones to display them doing what they enjoyed in life, like playing video games. | Both Jay and Chris gave away sucking machines on their shows at the Gas Digital Network. Chris Stanley can be found on "High Society Radio" for Gas Digital and "The Bennington Show" on SiriusXM! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Cerson and Robert Kelly. Yo, fuck New York. Jesus, Louises. I thought I was booked on the Bonfire, not Eddie Trunk Show. Yeah. It's a 45-minute long, it's his Primus? What song? The band is this? Iron Maiden. Oh, okay. Oh, Maiden. All right. Raise the fist. It's the maiden, dude.
0:39.0	I don't know if they have to catch any shrapnel for this. Oh, God. Maiden did nothing wrong. The maiden didn't do anything wrong. You know, they're... My calves are burning. Yeah, but they're ripped. They are ripped. I mean, you're getting form, you know, as opposed to just... You're not wrong, my kids are.
0:40.2	It's a good sign.
0:41.0	I don't know if you know this for real or if you're just poking fun right now, Chris. But I got pretty sick calves. Oh, it came up on Ron and Fez many years ago. Hang on, the people want to see. Do they? Who's asking? I don't hear anyone ask. It's hard to get my jeans over.
0:57.2	I mean, because they're so... Hang on, the people want to see. Do they? Who's asking? I don't hear anyone ask.
0:55.6	It's hard to get my jeans over.
0:57.2	I mean, because they're so, you know, swole.
0:59.3	That's what the kids say.
1:00.8	Look at that cut.
1:01.8	Come on.
1:02.3	You're geeked right now.
1:03.1	Jacob, take a peek.
1:04.1	Oh, I know.
1:04.8	Just get over and take a little shot, though.
1:06.6	Why not?
1:07.5	Just look at it. Yeah. Caress it. You don't have to twist my arm.
1:12.1	Let yourself get a little peek, dude.
1:12.8	See what's going on.
1:13.2	Why not?
1:25.0	Get off a little bit, you know? It's Christmas that. Ow. Yeah, dude. Iron. Pure iron. Pure iron. Yeah. Maiden. I wish. Yes, I do get it. I wish Man
1:26.7	Oh
1:28.8	I wish that my
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