Not Gay ft. Comedian Dan Donohue
2 Girls 1 Blunt
Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade
4.7 • 548 Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2024
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hell yes. |
| 0:01.4 | Woo! |
| 0:02.5 | We're rolling. We're good. This is starting. I want to say this right off the bat. I think you two should be very proud of yourself for the setup that you've created here. There's a lot of work that goes into this. Don't answer it. There's a lot of it. I was like, that's so rude. He's complimenting us. Don't even think about it. The loudest ding of all time. No, no, keep going. |
| 0:22.5 | Tell us more. |
| 0:23.8 | Start at the beginning. |
| 0:24.5 | You know, it's actually... He's complimenting us. Don't even think about it. The loudest ding of all time. |
| 0:21.8 | No, no. |
| 0:22.0 | Keep going. |
| 0:22.5 | Tell us more. |
| 0:23.7 | Start at the beginning. |
| 0:24.5 | You know, it's actually interesting. |
| 0:25.8 | I take back everything I said. |
| 0:32.1 | Listen, we're stoners. |
| 0:35.7 | I was high before you got here. |
| 1:12.3 | It's going to be a mess sometimes. I mean, for two people who smoke weed, this is a lot. You have two cameras going. There's cats. They seem to be fed. Yep. You're doing a lot. There's a lot of working components here that you two are in command of. You know, people don't see that. There's a lot of moving parts. I would say, I feel seen. Yeah. No, this is, this is excellent. And it makes sense that a New England Cape Cod motherfucker is the one who understands us and sees us immediately. Right. Well, I actually personally, uh, am not on the ball with any of this sort of stuff. so when I do see it, I feel like when I see it, it's like, I don't know, I don't know what conditions you two grew up in, |
| 1:19.2 | but do you remember the first rich person that you were around and you were just, you were so |
| 1:27.0 | enamored by like what they were able to do |
| 1:30.1 | that it made them uncomfortable that's how I am whenever I enter someone's home and it's well put |
| 1:35.5 | together where I'm like oh my God like you can see the floor here dude not to brag but we |
| 1:41.8 | have headboards yeah that's great that's I have I have a very small headboard, yes. Okay. All right. I have, I have a first step. Yeah. Yeah, I have a small headboard. I have, I got the, the, the bed frame literally just because, uh, women said that you have to. Yes. That's it. And that's, and that's, and that's fine. We got to the, we got to a good place. And however you get there, how you get there. Well, it shows that you're, you listen to women. You do what you're told. And that's a great trait to have as a man. I guess that's true. I don't know if I've told this story before, but there was this one time I very briefly saw a woman and she was so, saw her. He's seen a woman? Where are they? I saw her. She was on the street. I followed her just to keep seeing her. But no, I, I was seeing her very briefly and she, uh, she was so mean to me because I, well, and you were in love. Don't feel, well, don't feel bad for me when I say she was mean to me because the well and and you were in love don't feel well don't feel bad for me when |
| 2:35.9 | I say she was mean to me because the second part is going to make we don't automatically was like she was |
| 2:39.7 | right yeah she was right I had a curtain over my window instead of uh Dre which that's pretty standard |
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