I don't use toilet paper anymore, no, I mean not me, no, no, that's just the headline

of the story, I don't use toilet paper anymore, I wipe with the leaves to save money, that's

not me. Okay, that is Robin Greenfield 36, who claims to be an environmental activist, and he

has been wiping with leaves instead of toilet paper for a decade now. I guess things are going

well, he said he has no plans to stop, that's great. He said he began his journey, quitting

toilet paper by first using leftover napkins and tissues. Oh, it's so special, but about five

years ago, he realized that the leaf of a blue spur flower was perhaps an even better substitute

due to its size and shape, so he started using it as his permanent solution. All consumption of

toilet paper fuels deforestation and massive usage of fossil fuels in transportation. Now personally,

I would just like to be clear, I don't care. We're planning new trees, so we're growing new trees

for a new toilet paper, and guess what, the earth will create more fossil fuels for that transportation,

so I don't care. I was also looking at the blue spur flower, which I guess can be grown in your

backyard. You could have toilet paper right there, it can be your wipe for the rest of your life,

I'm going to need more than one plant. Okay, I see the plant and it appears that I'm going to need

more than one plant and it's going to have to be grown for a while because I need bigger leaves.

So, I mean, you could do that if you if you want to, if you think you're making a difference by

using the blue spur flower leaf for your toilet paper while you go right ahead, I'm not going to

join you. Okay, all right, good. I know everyone wants us to go back to caveman days, but no, thank

you. I do not want to do that. I will say that I've, I could use a bidet. I would be willing to use

a bidet. That gets rid of the toilet paper usage and I don't have a bidet right now, very

disappointing. I've always wanted one. I know that you can get the attachments and I've told by one

person I know who has purchased this certain type of bidet attachment that it works great,

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