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Welcome to listeners to the Todd Glass Show

Before we get going, here's some stuff you should know.

To tell if it's a bit on the truth from Todd

If he says potato salad or sweat to God.

Those expressions are comedic, little darling.

If Todd means the truth, he always says to George Carlin

And on the topic of bits let's erase any doubt

Todd's almost always joking when he says

Added it out the intro goes long because that's so big hearted other podcast and before his

get started you know the podcasters Association voted the Time Glass show and number one.

So welcome to the show. You're listening to a hotel

You're listening to a hotel episode

with Todd Glass and his guest Chris James,

or known as Christopher James by some.

Were high top of the Hyatt during the Montreal Comedy Festival.

Room 518. You knowzy.

And the music drifts off. Wow, it cannot get any more peaceful than this. I don't think that, uh, that, uh, I need to do an opening to this because this is sort of the opening. Here's the deal.

There is no show today, but and that doesn't happen that often in the history history of the podcast, it's literally happened.

I always feel guilty because I know people rely on it.

It's the only thing that, you know, you told me, Chris,

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