Miss Fit Toys.

Welcome to listeners to the Todd Glass Show.

Before we get going, here's some stuff you should know.

To tell if it's a bit or the truth from Todd if he says

potato salad or swear to God those expressions are comedic little darling if time means the truth he always says to George

Carlin and on the topic of bits let's erase any doubt

time's almost always joking when he says

Edit it out the intro goes long because that's so big-hearted other podcast

it before his get started.

You know the podcasters Association

voted the time glass show and number one.

So welcome. one so welcome to the show.

Hello.

Oh, I feel so much better.

Wow, wow, I'm doing just fine.

Mm-hmm, just fine. You know it's the truth.

Cause it is. This is the new way I talk. You're listening. Hey, so hi put the phone down. I'm sorry for the noise. I asked Joe McKenzie repeatedly

To add that to the opening you know know, little jingle, hey, you know, we say George Carlin, and then

the opening of the show is on Todd's phone something, you know the way he does those rhymes I know what Joe

McKinsey does I have video of him he throws a bunch of words into a

plastic bag and then he pulls them out he writes his songs I know it's his beautiful voice that I give him credit for.

So listen, I'm going, oh, I'm coming to San Diego in September, like the 24th, 25th and 26, I'll get the dates right, but somewhere

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