Not All Crypto Bros / Esmé von Hoffman
This Is Hell!
This Is Hell!
4.9 • 937 Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Wrinkle, wrinkle little scar. |
| 0:03.0 | Count the freckles on my arm. |
| 0:06.0 | Ephraggles don't mean anything does anything |
| 0:17.0 | think anything me anything. Now. This is hell and we're |
| 0:45.5 | Behind every great fortune is a great crime |
| 0:51.3 | This is hell and we are all starting to learn about the crime behind the |
| 0:58.6 | fortunes of crypto and apparently that crime is fraud when yet another crypto-related outfit in this case |
| 1:06.8 | FTX went under back on November 11th. A lot of people, okay me, had Schoddenfroyda, the thoroughly disgusting pleasure we sometimes get from |
| 1:16.1 | others misfortune. That's because a lot of us, okay, again, me, enjoy what are called |
| 1:21.8 | crypto bros getting their comeuppance in what is obviously a |
| 1:25.7 | pyramid scheme at least it seems pretty obvious to me I mean it has bros in the title so the group of people called |
| 1:35.8 | crypto bros probably sucks according to Urban Dictionary a crypto bro is a person |
| 1:40.9 | with a weak grasp of cryptocurrency and blockchain applications, yet has formed very strong opinions on the best |
| 1:48.5 | cryptocurrency and blockchain applications. They are often observed parading their involvement in |
| 1:54.7 | crypto and arguing with other crypto bros. A crypto bros is a nerd with too much spare |
| 1:59.9 | time and too many video cards. cryptoobros think they are smarter than you. |
| 2:04.5 | They will ignore any meaningful arguments against what they do |
| 2:07.8 | by repeating something about serious business |
| 2:10.9 | like a thousand times. |
| 2:12.4 | One of the first rules of a crypto bro is that they first be a male. |
| 2:16.0 | Their traits include being condescending, always on their phones, |
| 2:20.0 | heavy use of crypto slang and abbreviations, and an overuse of the rocket emoji which signifies a rapid rise in value. |
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