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This Is Hell!

Not All Crypto Bros / Esmé von Hoffman

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This Is Hell!

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4.9937 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Filmmaker and journalist Esmé von Hoffman talks with Chuck Mertz about her recent article "I Heard it was Safe" published by The Lever. Also featuring a new Past Inside the Present from Sebastian Wuepper and this week's Hangover Cure. Esmé von Hoffman runs Chalk Circle Films and is an award-winning filmmaker who draws on her experience in journalism, theater, and the visual arts to bring a fresh aesthetic to film and television. @esme_von https://esmevonhoffman.com/ https://www.levernews.com/i-heard-it-was-safe/?fbclid=IwAR3QLaIppaV_MCFMuLGPl9APw313M1lxM4AAtPckG94DX7rN-pH3ekKYK5Y

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0:00.0

Wrinkle, wrinkle little scar.

0:03.0

Count the freckles on my arm.

0:06.0

Ephraggles don't mean anything does anything

0:17.0

think anything me anything. Now. This is hell and we're

0:45.5

Behind every great fortune is a great crime

0:51.3

This is hell and we are all starting to learn about the crime behind the

0:58.6

fortunes of crypto and apparently that crime is fraud when yet another crypto-related outfit in this case

1:06.8

FTX went under back on November 11th. A lot of people, okay me, had Schoddenfroyda, the thoroughly disgusting pleasure we sometimes get from

1:16.1

others misfortune. That's because a lot of us, okay, again, me, enjoy what are called

1:21.8

crypto bros getting their comeuppance in what is obviously a

1:25.7

pyramid scheme at least it seems pretty obvious to me I mean it has bros in the title so the group of people called

1:35.8

crypto bros probably sucks according to Urban Dictionary a crypto bro is a person

1:40.9

with a weak grasp of cryptocurrency and blockchain applications, yet has formed very strong opinions on the best

1:48.5

cryptocurrency and blockchain applications. They are often observed parading their involvement in

1:54.7

crypto and arguing with other crypto bros. A crypto bros is a nerd with too much spare

1:59.9

time and too many video cards. cryptoobros think they are smarter than you.

2:04.5

They will ignore any meaningful arguments against what they do

2:07.8

by repeating something about serious business

2:10.9

like a thousand times.

2:12.4

One of the first rules of a crypto bro is that they first be a male.

2:16.0

Their traits include being condescending, always on their phones,

2:20.0

heavy use of crypto slang and abbreviations, and an overuse of the rocket emoji which signifies a rapid rise in value.

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