Hi, David Cummings here.

Now this may shock you, but I've been spending a lot of time at home lately.

Oh, it's not so bad being stuck in my home?

I have all my cool stuff here, like video games and transformers and cursed objects with

horrifying backstories.

And the best thing about being at home, even though it might be frustrating or boring

at times, is knowing that you're safe.

But while I've been hanging around the house, I've been thinking, maybe I could make my

home even safer.

After all, I do live between the abandoned summer camp, the cursed cemetery and the haunted

bingo hall.

There's always trouble going down in my burb.

Just last month I had to fight off a gang of machete-wielding maniacs on a mission

of vengeance.

And I am tired of it.

And I'm sure you are too.

That's why I want to talk to you about Simply Safe Home Security.

They're longtime friends of the No Slee podcast.

And for good reason.

Simply Safe has made it easy to finally get comprehensive protection for your home.

There's no technician or salesperson that needs to come out and disrupt your home.

You don't need to pay any outrageous monthly fees or sign a two-year contract.

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