North London Demolition. Everton's Blue-on-Blue Crime. USL Petty Champs. (MW #12)
Sam's Army
Samuel Army
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🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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PREMIER LEAGUE: Arsenal trounce scared Spurs. Everton earn one of the dumbest red cards in history but somehow it is United that goes home embarrassed. Liverpool's crisis of confidence continues. Evangelos Marinakis may have saved Forest's AND West Ham's seasons.
HALFTIME: What If - you are David Moyes and two of your players get into a fight on the field... how do you handle it?
ROUND THE WORLD: MLS semifinals are set and USL-Championship organizers pull one of the pettiest moves of all times
STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets and GOAWs
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| 0:00.0 | The The All right, everybody, welcome back, Sam's Army match week number 12. |
| 0:32.6 | We got a lot to talk about. |
| 0:33.7 | We're going to start with the Premier League, where sadly we have to discuss the North London Derby. |
| 0:38.7 | And then a little blue-on-blue violence will, I'm sure, come up at some point. |
| 0:43.4 | Half-time will be also related to said blue-on-blue violence with the weekly what-if. |
| 0:48.7 | Round the world, we'll talk at USL pettiness. |
| 0:51.7 | And then, of course, stoppage time with I'm Tony's best bets and everyone's favorite segment |
| 0:55.5 | go us. |
| 0:56.8 | Now, time to welcome in this week's panel of beauties, full of Tweedles, who are no doubt, |
| 1:03.2 | ready to spit hot fire at me. |
| 1:05.3 | We'll start with Mr. Mitchell Goulet, aka overtime Mitch. |
| 1:09.5 | Good to see you. |
| 1:10.3 | Great to have you. |
| 1:12.0 | Can't wait for you to talk a little Arsenal, Tottenham here. |
| 1:16.0 | But before we get to that, your intro question. |
| 1:18.9 | Have you ever been fired? |
| 1:22.4 | No, but I plan on it. |
| 1:24.8 | It's good life goals. |
| 1:27.0 | Yeah, I have a list of things that I'm going to do once I get fired. I'm going to like get around to watching a bunch of movies that I've never seen that I probably should have and spend two weeks and really like lean into being a piece of shit. But that day has not come yet. No. Okay. All right. Let's have I look forward to. |
| 1:45.1 | I have not. |
| 1:46.0 | I have not. |
| 1:50.7 | I've only really had about two jobs in my entire life, which is. |
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