Chelsea & Paquetá Seeing Red. Sitting Salah. Villa/Brighton Making Moves. (MW #13)

Sam's Army

Samuel Army

Soccer, Sports

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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PREMIER LEAGUE: Chelsea impress vs Arsenal but disciplinary remains Achilles heel. United's bounce back thanks to (legitimately) bad boys. Leeds show life vs City but it's too late for moral victories. Spurs straight up stink. Arne Slot feels pressure and finally benches Salah - and it works - plus Lucas Paquetá's love for spot-fixing allegations. Villa and Brighton quietly making moves. Power Rankings. Midweek + weekend preview f/t Spurs vs Newcastle, Villa vs Arsenal and Elephant vs Honey Badger.

HALFTIME: What If you could choose any other living player or coach to get the "60 Minutes" treatment like Lamine Yamal (but doesn't have to be a puff piece), who you going with?

ROUND THE WORLD: MLS hit-it-n-quit-it *playoff* minute recapping semis and preview/prediction for Saturday's MLS Cup

STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets and GOAWs

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0:00.0	The The Right, everybody, welcome back, Sam's Army match week number 13.
0:32.6	We got a lot to talk about.
0:33.6	We're going to start with the Premier League League where we'll touch on Chelsea and Lucas
0:37.9	Pocata seeing red, sala sitting, and break up the villa in Brighton.
0:45.2	Half time, we've got a 60 minutes related weekly what if round the world.
0:48.2	MLS hit and quit at playoff minute and possibly some U.S. men's national team talk
0:53.4	and then stoppage time with Ivan
0:55.0	Tony's best bet and everyone's favorite segment, go us. Now, I'm going to welcome in this
0:59.6	week's panel of beauty, starting with Mr. Hit It and Never Quit It Again himself, back from
1:06.1	his wedding-related hiatus that we've been giving him more shit than he even knows about,
1:11.8	mostly Biden's back and on Discord.
1:13.5	Welcome back, Mr. Tyler Terrans.
1:15.7	Now, I'm not going to touch on the obvious, you know, topic here with the fact that Liverpool
1:21.3	had not won during your hiatus until just this past week, and then you magically show
1:26.9	back up.
1:27.3	We're not going to touch on that right now.
1:28.7	You can perhaps draw your own conclusions, our good listeners.
1:33.2	Instead, give us the biggest highlight and low light from your honeymoon.
1:39.8	I lost my virginity on honeymoon.
1:43.1	Come on. Come on.
1:46.2	No, the highlight was the sunset cruise at the first resort that we went to that turned
1:53.1	into an absolute slop-fest shot-induced Caribbean dance line rager.
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