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The show is normalish takes for when the news gets weird.

I am Mary Kazan.

And I am Carol Markowitz.

Big news, Mary Catherine.

Donald Trump is not dead.

And he didn't resign.

That was the other insane thing that people were speculating,

that he was going to hold a press conference and resign

because they had never even heard of Donald Trump before

to imagine that he would do something like that.

Yeah.

I just, what guys?

The left has their own conspiracy theory insanity like this, but then it makes me feel

worse overall, you know, like, it's like, I'm glad the right isn't, doesn't have a monopoly on

crazy people, believing crazy things, uh, and just asking questions, just asking really stupid

questions. But then it does make me worried about the country as a whole.

Well, and we also have a troll in chief, which means once he knows that this is what people do when he

takes two days off, he's going to start taking two days off so that people will just absolutely

spin out online. And then he can come back and be like,

tricked you.

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