Oh hey, it's a dish of whipped jello salad with canned fruit that looks appalling, but tastes okay.

Allie Wart.

Back with a very important episode of allergies.

So you know I show up in your head holes each week to the softly babble about bird butts and word origins and personality quizzes, but this week, the week of July 4th,

the most searingly patriotic coconut oil barbecue smoked flag draped day in America.

I thought I would just drop a little context on you in an entire episode, elucidating what it is to be an American and a deep dive into our constitution.

Who's reddit?

I don't even know what the hell it is or what it says.

I know it's got some really enviable calligraphy.

It's on yellowish paper.

It's signed by a bunch of dead guys, but what does it say?

Why does it matter?

So here to help dissect it is one of the nation's best constitutional law scholars.

You might be thinking constitution, mord, this is not thrilling.

This is old, this is history, it's law, it's dry.

Oh, contrary, it turns out that there is nothing more punk rock, more rebellious and more future thinking than studying the constitution and figuring out how to apply it to make life better for all people.

I wish I had paid attention to this decades ago because this is some badass shit right here.

But first, let me pay attention to you, lovelies, and thank everyone on Patreon for makingologies possible with your pledges and questions that I get to read out loud.

Thank you to everyone who shopsatologiesmerch.com and sports their wares.

And thank you to everyone keepingologies up in the science charts.

Just smoking the very well-staffed MPR shows out there each week, which is a personal victory for all that word.

So you rating and subscribing totally matter so much as do your reviews, which I creep with hard eyes and I read a new one each week just to prove it.

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