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🗓️ 10 July 2019
⏱️ 81 minutes
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0:00.0 | Oh, hey, it's that person who's too chicken to post on next door, but would like to urge you to stop shooting illegal fireworks into the trees. |
0:09.8 | Especially since 4th of July was last week, Halleward, back with a follow-up episode of Oligies. |
0:16.4 | You thought, wait, wasn't this bitch giving us a bonus episode about the Constitution? Where was it? |
0:21.7 | Well, it was smoldering over the coals all holiday weekend here in America. Truth be told, |
0:27.6 | I spent the long weekend cleaning out my parents shed in the woods and I got filthy and I have some new bruises, but I feel tough and I loved every minute. |
0:36.4 | I also ate scrambled eggs out of leftover hot dog buns. Let me tell you, that's a damn breakfast miracle right there, my babies. |
0:43.3 | Okay, anyway, nomology. Part two, it is here. So if you're brand new toologies and thank you, New York Times and Weired Magazine this week, |
0:51.9 | this is a weird one because it's a part two to last weeks. So it's kind of like when two people are a horse costume, but this is only me in the ass and running around with no head. |
1:03.3 | Because the nomology guest, Professor for Need a Tulsaan, was in the first half. Now it's just me. I'm just bringing up the rear, literally reading you a very, very old document. |
1:15.0 | So if this is your first ever episode of all these start elsewhere, just pick another one, pick another episode or at least start with last week's part one. |
1:24.4 | So you're just about to get in this one gently walloped with all of the words of the United States Constitution. |
1:31.7 | And when I say you, I mean myself also because guess what, I've never read the thing. I don't know what it says. |
1:37.5 | Yet these words govern my civil liberties and the 2020 election is just sitting on the edge of our beds like a specter. |
1:45.6 | And the best thing any of us can do is just know what the big Gebers is happening in the government. |
1:52.2 | My hope is that maybe by reading this together one all right out there will run for an office. |
1:58.1 | And I know city council mayor of a tiny seaside hamlet president of earth, maybe student government doesn't matter to me except that it does very deeply. |
2:08.5 | So I'll be reading the Constitution was some inserts just to clarify what the hell it means. |
2:14.3 | Then we'll be back with a regularly scheduled episode about bleach next week. |
2:19.6 | So finally all of your chemistry itches will be scratched while some of them. |
2:24.0 | Okay, but before we get cracking on this two things. |
2:27.0 | Thank you to all of your ears and your hearts for listening to the show for buying allergies related products at allergies merch.com and also for free for rating and subscribing for telling a friend. |
2:39.2 | Some of you leave me reviews which you know I sneak peeks at every week and I read one like a creep so that I can lovingly regurgitated back to you. |
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