Look, when you're in a public bathroom, there's other people there, you think you have to pee,

halfway through the pee, you realize, like, you're about to just poop directly, right? So you kind of cut midstream, then walk into a stall, and then let loose. And the worst problem is if you walk out, they're still, like, the same person there, because they know what happened. It's just not, the other day, man, it was last week. I go into the bathroom to take a dump.

I take a dump.

No big deal.

Wipe my ass.

I get up.

I'm washing my hands.

I'm washing my hands.

I really, The other day, man, it was last week. I go into the bathroom to take a dump. I take a dump. No big day.

Wipe my ass.

I get up.

I'm washing my hands.

And as I'm washing my hands, I realize I got to pee. And I was just annoyed because I'm thinking of my body. Like, we can't coordinate that. Like we can't multitask and do these two things at one time. That's what we do 99% of the time.

But you let me poop.

And now that I'm washing my hands

and just want to get back to the studio,

now you're telling me,

oh, hey, yeah, you got to pee too. And sometimes, I don't know, you don't have a great BM. So, like, I'll run back in there just like, let's just get another wipe just to be sure. But then I'll walk out and use the urinal. And that's an odd one, too. It is weird.

Well, what were you doing in there?

I was like, just dry wiping, making sure.

You actually answered the question. Why wouldn't you just pee when you're in there, man? Or is it that you didn't have to pee until after you dry wiped? You know, I don't know. I guess I should have just peed while I was in there, but I was like, oh, the urinal's right there.

Well, yeah, but you're already sitting over the toilet.

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