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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Mel's Laughing Fit

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

We get in to our Mens Room Question: Who farted and how bad was it?

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Experts do warn that an improperly executed attempt could create a small explosion.

0:07.0

Jesus.

0:08.0

I told you, man. It's not.

0:10.0

Due to the, wow.

0:13.0

Wow, okay.

0:15.0

Due to the sudden safety risk.

0:17.0

This could cause minor injuries or damage to nearby objects and hurt you on the

0:21.5

inside. Now, according to Science Illustrated, a person's gut bacteria produces gases like hydrogen

0:28.3

and methane, which are flammable and mixed with oxygen. As they say foul-smelling farts,

0:32.9

have more hydrogen, making them even more flammable. The flame from a lit fart is usually small and quick, as farts are mostly air and don't

0:41.6

burn for that long.

0:43.1

But I mean, even through us a story about his buddy doing it.

0:45.6

That was Tony.

0:46.6

And so this guy in China, when he looked like his pants caught on fire, right?

0:51.0

It was a serious fireball.

0:52.5

When Tony did it, it looked more like a pyro-technic

0:55.5

explosion. It just kind of, it didn't last long. Wow. Yeah. Wow. It was huge, but the thing is

1:03.0

Tony went screaming out of the, we're in the basement. It was band practice, all right? So he goes

1:07.5

screaming out of the room. Me and my buddy Paul are laughing.

1:11.2

And when Tony came downstairs, he's wearing a pair of Paul's mother's shorts. He looks pissed off. And he showed us his underwear in his shorts. And it looked like someone burned a cigarette hole through him. Yeah, it burned through both of the same. And he burned inside of his rectum, man. Like he couldn't sit down for a couple of days. And the worst part is his mom was a nurse, but he just didn't want to tell her what that.

1:45.6

So she knew something was wrong. Like, Tony, you're walking funny. You won't sit down. He's like, I just, I don't want to talk about it. And he kept looking at me like, do not say anything. So of course, she asked me, do you know what's wrong with him. I said, I do, Mrs. Wadi. So what happened? I said, I just, I don't want to share it. And she just kind of dropped it.

1:47.9

He just didn't want to tell his mom, like, she probably thought that he engaged in his first boyfriend. Yeah, something like that. She's like, Tony, what happened? And, you know, he just, I don't want to talk about. I don't want to talk about. I don't want to talk about.

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