Noisy Nostrils and Carboot Mayhem
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 865 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Today, Jonathan takes us through the highs and lows of his recent long-haul flight, while William shares tales from a boozy night on the town. Plus, expect chat about car boot sales, upcoming royal guests, and plenty of hilarious impressions.
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| 0:00.0 | William and Jonathan will be here in just a moment with upgrades to make everyday living more luxury. |
| 0:07.9 | And if you're dreaming of a five-star getaway, but ideally not the five-star price tag, you'll want to get |
| 0:14.0 | passports please lined up to play next. Holiday expert Chelsea Dickinson is all about a bargain adventure, |
| 0:26.2 | whilst her travel buddy James Robinson leans a little more William and Jonathan when it comes to booking a hotel. |
| 0:32.2 | Together, they've got the hacks to help you holiday in style whatever your budget is saying. |
| 0:39.3 | Just search passports please wherever you get your podcasts and queue up the latest episode to listen to after this one. |
| 0:41.9 | Hello and welcome. |
| 0:49.0 | I was just trying to make it sound slightly different to the usual time. Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. |
| 0:59.2 | My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith. |
| 1:01.0 | With me is William Hanson. |
| 1:02.8 | This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 1:07.1 | Hello. |
| 1:07.8 | Jonathan I. |
| 1:12.5 | Jonathan I are here to help you create me brilliant moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget. |
| 1:17.5 | So. |
| 1:21.6 | Welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast where William and I will trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles, |
| 1:29.7 | as well as delving into our lovely great big capacious acts. |
| 1:37.5 | William, how's your week, me? |
| 1:39.6 | Well, very exciting news. |
| 1:41.2 | I have commissioned Silicon Sean. |
| 1:43.7 | Have you? He sent me through his quote. |
| 1:46.1 | Right. Yesterday. Yesterday? Yes. Wow. Okay. You've been waiting a while. Okay. |
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