Hello and welcome to hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan. I'm Alyssa

Master of Onoko. Alyssa, can I just make a proclamation going into the show?

Oh, my news which sensei please do. Okay, well this isn't really about the news as much as it is.

How we're dressing. This is how we're dressing this summer as as ladies and lady identifying people.

We are all dressing like we're training to go to space. We are giving jumpsuit realness.

Okay, yes. We are dressing like we're going to fix your car. We're going to dress like we are playing

bass and stop making sense. And the reason we're doing this is because women's fashion once again

is totally off the roof. Oh, I agree with you entirely. And also that aesthetic is definitely for me.

It's it's a cool aesthetic but it is the only one that is currently cool that I'm okay with.

And I think as a sign of rebellion and also a solidarity with workers we should dress like we

like we're working on the floor of a automobile factory even if we're not I'm for it.

We're wearing jumpsuit. We hate women's fashion so much now that we are willing to get undressed to

pee all summer. All summer. Because you know what even in women's fashion when they make a quote-unquote

jumpsuit that shit does not fit right for normal people. No, you got to order a size up.

Yep. And then you got to get tailored. But you're also like you're closer to lawn-nome size than I am.

No, that was fucking shitty but very true. I am America's favorite garden gnome.

This week we're joined by Keraklank and Grace Parajani to tackle the following questions.

What did Ivanka say to the January 6th committee? Why is it up to regular news consumers to make

sure people aren't being jailed for miscarriages? Hey, and what are we all doing this Easter?

All this and more right now.

Okay, news. Let's start on something nice. What's nice? Actually, I have like sort of a question

for you. Do you think that when Justice Jackson was confirmed by the Senate last Thursday,

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