Hello and welcome to hysteria, I'm Erin Ryan and I'm Alyssa

Maestro Monaco. Alyssa, I have a question for you and I'm sorry if this

offense. Please, please. So you're telling me the Von Trapp children have been

without a mother for six years max because that's old Greta was right six.

Okay, and during that time they've forgotten music so thoroughly that they

have to be retought the concept of scales. You're telling me that that's what

happened. Did you just watch the sound of music recently? No, but I did try to warm

up my voice this morning in the shower by singing Doh Ray Me and I was like

wait a minute, why does Maria need to teach the kids the scales? Like come on,

Lisa you're 16 going on 17 like you should you you definitely could have

taught your younger siblings music. You have ruined the rest of my day because

now it's just gonna be a tea a drink with jam and bread. So I mean like that is

I actually have the entire soundtrack on my phone so now I'm gonna have to

listen to it. Well the part that really gets me is the part where they're like

jump it they're like oh no don't meet me me so so it's like you know how to do

this. Yeah, a flat T. It's like you know this guys like Maria you are wasting

their your music your none-splaining to them. Maybe her none-splaining was

really just re-infusing joy into music that they had lost. Nobody likes to

scale, Zalissa. That's not the joyful part. They love it when Maria's involved.

That's true. She is she is a lot of fun. Anyway now I'm sorry I ruined you day.

I'm sorry.

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