No Tap For Young Sam

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

A crow update, fearsome masks, DNA test peril, and old films, and legacies.

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0:00.0	You might want to step back from your speaker or remove your headphones.
0:04.1	Yes! I can't. I just can't believe it. Mark's found out his 11.4 million pounds on Lotto.
0:11.4	This is just... I don't... You know what? I've got tears in my eyes.
0:20.5	Yep, that's 11.4 million.
0:23.4	Lotto, will you be the next millionaire?
0:26.2	The National Lottery.
0:27.3	Rules and procedures apply.
0:28.6	Players must be 18 or over.
0:32.6	Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it.
0:38.3	This is Top Flight Time Machine. I am Andy Hotbody Dawson, Pow, Pow, Pow.
0:42.2	I am Sam Nifty Delaney, so what?
0:45.6	Well, come along, it's your Monday morning episode, and you get it on Sunday evening if you're an IFS subscriber on, Perian, as always.
0:56.0	Yeah, the crows are being back again, Sam.
0:58.6	Have they? What did they bring you?
1:00.6	It's same. It's still small pieces of polystyrene packaging.
1:04.5	It's getting closer to Christmas and they want it to feel like you're in an MNS commercial.
1:10.1	I think that's what it is, yeah.
1:11.6	Yeah.
1:12.0	But the fat balls had ran out.
1:14.4	They're obviously displeased by this,
1:16.4	so they've started leaving more bits of polystyrene as if to say,
1:20.0	get their fucking fat balls out again, fat boy.
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