No Such Thing As 'What's My Spoon?'

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🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Richard Osman discuss saving birds, saving money, celebrity spooning and unoriginal crooning.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, Andy and Dan here.
0:03.6	Hello, four weeks. Yep, there he is.
0:05.8	So this week's episode, we just want to let you know, is a live recording.
0:08.7	We did this a few weeks back at the London Podcast Festival, and as Anna is away on maternity at the moment, we had a very exciting guest join us.
0:15.5	And that was Richard Osmond.
0:17.8	Yes, Richard is here, partly for the love of the game, but partly because he's also got a new book out.
0:24.0	It is the fifth in the Thursday Murder Club series.
0:27.1	If you haven't heard of this, I'm amazed because it is a global multi-million selling series.
0:32.7	It's absolutely fantastic.
0:34.2	I have read all four previous outings of the Thursday Murder Club.
0:37.0	They're all great. I cannot wait to get my teeth stuck of the Thursday Murder Club. They're all great.
0:38.0	I cannot wait to get my tea stuck into the new one, which is out right now. It has just come out.
0:42.8	It is called The Impossible Fortune. And it's going to be terrific. I know it.
0:47.0	Yeah, it really is an amazing series. I like Andy. I've read them all. Really excited for this one.
0:52.1	And on top of it, you know, Richard arrives to do our show in the craziest of weeks, because not only is his book coming out, but also the Thursday Murder Club has been converted into a movie. It's on Netflix. It stars Helen Mirren. It's got Pierce Brosnan. It's directed by Chris Columbus of Home Alone and Harry Potter. Spielberg's got his name as an
1:10.9	exec. It's an amazing cast and collection of creatives. So if you want to check out the first book in
1:16.3	movie form, that's up now. Yeah, but Dan, speaking of all this book stuff, are we going near any
1:23.1	book world events anytime soon? I believe we are, Andy. I believe we are back on stage live. Yes. Doing something similar to what you are about to hear. Except as it's in the future, you can come and be in the audience for it. It's the Cheltenham Literary Festival and we are going to be doing it live with special guest, Rachel Paris. Yes, it's going to be on the 16th of October, 8pm, Cheltenham, live, unplugged. We will be plugged in, there will be electrics. It's going to be so much fun. You can get your ticket right now at no such thing as I fish.com slash live, but hurry, tickets are going like hot books. Hot books? Yep. Just go along with it, mate. Alright right, well, listen, if you want to see us live,
2:02.9	and you'll get a little taster of it now,
2:04.7	go to the website, as Andy says,
2:06.1	book your tickets, and join us in the room for the recording.
2:09.7	So let's hear this one now.
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