No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2018
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast this |
| 0:19.6 | week coming to you from our Book of the Year 2018 tour, live from the Union Chapel in London. |
| 0:30.0 | My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anichesinski, Andrew Hunter Murray and James |
| 0:42.0 | Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts |
| 0:46.5 | from the last seven days at a no particular order. Here we go. Starting with fact number |
| 0:52.6 | one and that's my fact this week. My fact is the world's oldest krill was nine years old |
| 0:59.6 | and was called Alan. He was called Alan. He was a nine year old krill and Alan would |
| 1:07.1 | have lived to have been older but unfortunately during a routine cleaning of his tank he escaped |
| 1:11.7 | and fell down a drain. So yeah it's a shame because he possibly had many more years. Maybe |
| 1:17.6 | he survived the drainfall as well, maybe like finding Nemo. Like he might still be out there. |
| 1:21.8 | Finding Alan is a less good title. He might have been more than nine as well because when |
| 1:27.9 | they caught him he was an adult so he probably at least two more years on top of that. |
| 1:31.8 | How do you escape as a krill because mostly your water based on you but presumably he had to |
| 1:37.8 | sort of struggle out along some surfaces. They were changing the tanks so they were cleaning the |
| 1:42.3 | water out so it was in the process of taking the lid off and exchanging waters that Alan thought |
| 1:47.4 | finally after nine years. It's my chance. Yeah but unfortunately there was a drain right next to it. |
| 1:53.0 | Well he was kept in his own jar for all those nine years by guy called Tom Ekkader who is |
| 1:59.4 | like one of the best krill scientists in the world. I mean you all know him. Yeah. I mean we are |
| 2:05.4 | actually going to do 20 minutes about krill but they found out that he was this age probably about |
| 2:11.9 | 11 and that is about five times longer than any krill have been known to be alive in the past. |
| 2:16.4 | I was the first time he found out that they might be this old and actually that had huge repercussions |
| 2:21.1 | for the krill farming industry and the world. So there's an interesting thing about krill so they |
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