No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2015
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-drawn prams, a cow's best friend and a dolphin's worst enemy.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to another edition of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming |
| 0:15.8 | from the QI offices in Covent Garden. |
| 0:18.1 | My name's Andy and I'm sitting here with three of the regular elves, James Harkin, Alex |
| 0:22.1 | Bell and Anna Tijinsky. |
| 0:24.4 | And we've gathered our favourite facts from the last seven days and we're now going |
| 0:27.5 | to talk about them in no particular order. |
| 0:31.3 | First fact is Alex. |
| 0:36.6 | Okay, my fact is cows have friends and they get sad when you separate them. |
| 0:42.8 | Oh. |
| 0:43.8 | How are they cow friends? |
| 0:45.4 | Yeah, so basically Northampton University did a study. |
| 0:49.3 | So cows are herd animals obviously. |
| 0:51.3 | Alcine. |
| 0:52.3 | Yeah, so they live in a herd but they get separated a lot because they need to be milk, |
| 0:56.8 | they need to be taken to the vet, etc. |
| 0:59.0 | And Northampton University did a study where they looked at cows when they were in a field |
| 1:03.0 | and monitored all their behaviour to see which cows hung out with which other cows. |
| 1:07.5 | And then they separated them out into different combinations. |
| 1:10.3 | So sometimes they'd be removed from the herd in pairs and sometimes they'd be with a cow |
| 1:15.0 | they'd never hung out with before or sometimes they'd be with their best friend. |
| 1:18.0 | I don't know how we've worked that out. |
| 1:20.0 | Bracements, they wear brace. |
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