Hi everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Noce It's Things of Fish, where we were joined by the legend, Dan Schreiber.

Another legend, Andrew Hunter Murray, but the biggest legend of all, Ben Elton.

Yeah, long-time listeners of the show will understand what a big deal this was for me in particular.

He's my big, big hero, and he didn't disappoint. You guys are going to absolutely love him. The reason he was on the show is because he's just written his autobiography. It's out now. It's a Sunday Times bestseller this week. It's called What Have I Done? And it's the full story, you know, as you're doing an autobiography, childhood through to current day. That's a typo, isn't it? It should be called what I have done. Is it too late to change?

I'll email.

There is a frame. childhood through to current day. That's a typo, isn't it? It should be called what I have done. Is it too late to change?

I'll email him. There is a phrase, what have I done?

That's what he's going for.

I understand now.

That's it now.

One interesting thing about Ben when he was on the show is he went on so many amazing big rambles,

especially one bit about his journey to having a new child,

which was extremely explicit, unbelievably funny, but you will not hear it if you listen to this episode

because it goes in the XL version. It was a little bit rude for this episode. If you want to hear that,

you're going to have to go to Clubfish. That's right. You may have heard on last week's show. We have just gussied up Club Fish. And if you want ad-free episodes and bonus content and all kinds of extra stuff, you can go to patreon.com slash no such thing as a fish and see what kind of extra stuff you can get. And also see how you can support the show. That's right. But for now, enjoy Fish and one of the greatest

sitcom writers in British comedy history, the guy behind the young ones, Blackadder, Upstart Crow,

books like popcorn, maybe baby. And again, his latest book, What Have I Done? On with the show. Hello and welcome to a

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Hoburn.

My name is Dan Schreiber. I am sitting here with Andrew Hunter-Murie, James Harkin, and Ben Elton.

And once again, we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days.

And in no particular order, here we go. Starting with fact number one, and that is Ben.

My fact for this week is the actor who played tinky winky was removed from his role because

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