No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 28 August 2025

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including flaming baptisms, defacing statues, painting ferris wheels, and why quantum entanglement is never the answer.

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0:00.0	Hi everyone, welcome to this week's episode of No Such Thing as a Fish. We have a very exciting announcement for you if you live in London or if you live anywhere else in the world. That should cover most of you, I think.
0:12.8	Yeah, that's it. If you're on the ISS, I'm sorry, this is not for you. Click forward.
0:19.1	We are doing a couple of live shows at the Fantastic London Podcast Festival.
0:23.8	We're doing them next week, if you're listening to this as it goes out.
0:26.2	It's the 5th and 6th of September.
0:28.5	It's going to be so much fun.
0:30.4	We have two unbelievably special guests.
0:32.1	Do you want to say who they are, James?
0:33.2	Yeah, they are Titans of Podcasting, I would say.
0:36.8	Yeah.
0:37.2	Diennes of podcasting. I would say. Yeah. Doyens of podcasting.
0:39.0	Grand Dame de podcasting.
0:41.4	Absolutely.
0:42.3	They are Richard Osmond of The Rest Isent Entertainment Podcast,
0:46.7	and it's only blaming Jamie Martin from my dad wrote a porno,
0:51.4	the greatest of all the podcasts.
0:53.4	That's right.
1:10.9	Richard and Jamie are going to be joining us live on stage, and it's going to be so much fun, and it's going to be especially fun if you're either in the room or watching the live stream of it, because, and this is one for everyone around the world, we're doing a live stream, and you get to see all the bits that we edit out of the final show because they're just too darn funny or too rude or too exciting. Absolutely. And if you are on the ISS but you're
1:16.9	coming down the seven days subsequent to the shows that we're doing, then don't worry because
1:22.3	the streams will be available to watch for seven days after the live event. Absolutely. Absolutely. So really, this is an entire human species experience.
1:31.6	And if you're an animal listening to this, if you're a chicken or a monkey or an alligator,
1:36.0	just ask the nearest human to set you up with a live streaming ticket and they will be able to do that.
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